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emote 03:09
You look left, you look right You look scared, you uncomfortable You beg, you look bored You pull out your map, you burst into dance and iĀ“ll IĀ“ll look straight at the camera IĀ“ll look straight at the camera You look wicked, you tell a joke You ask a question, you look ready You shake, you paint your nails [pick your nose] You look panicked, you burst into dance, and IĀ“ll IĀ“ll look straight at the camera IĀ“ll look straight at the camera You purr, you moan You gloat, you look hungry You do the shimmy, you gasp You sell your amplifier to pay the photographer and IĀ“ll IĀ“ll look straight at the camera IĀ“ll look straight at the camera IĀ“ll look straight at the camera IĀ“ll look straight at the camera
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if the cops lights are flashing, donĀ“t slow down if you donĀ“t know how to dance you should sit around and maybe just bob your head up and down like this have a drink and smoke a cigarette speaking of which, we havenĀ“t any money vodka tonic for the tummy would be just nummy so if you donĀ“t /do like this song , get us one fucking get us one. she said she likes to wear lingerie i said i like to spell mississippi out loud M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I i pee pee all the time that guy says heĀ“s the best songwriter since lennon those guys are in three different acts around town that guy was the drummer in almost famous now heĀ“s led around like a bitch by some guy who looks like john tesh and all their best friends friends best friends are their substitutes hats off to rushfield, jack johnson and lindskoog hats off to hutchingson hats off to moyer, hats off to bryan todd hats off to sinnott elvis presley is in a boat on the lake with my girl elvis presley is in a boat on the lake with my fucking girl now when i see him i get the shrivel when he swivels i get the shrivel when he swivels, when he swivels, when the fucker swivels if the cops lights are flashing, donĀ“t slow down if you donĀ“t know how to dance you should sit around and maybe just bob your head up and down like this have a drink and smoke a cigarette speaking of which, we havenĀ“t any money vodka tonic for the tummy would be just nummy so if you donĀ“t /do like song , get us one fucking get us one.
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itĀ“s been awhile since iĀ“ve heard something new on the telephone since the time lady transformed into nathan tannenbaum the love you clones seem dull even through megaphones the doctor will prescribe implants of styrofoam when itĀ“s late and quiet i become psycho but iĀ“ve got pills to take that will make it go make it go away i donĀ“t want it to stay put you on display and make you say those things they want you to in the screenplay the cuts have been made the producers afraid heĀ“s going the wrong way down the one way and youĀ“ve nailed the part that you know you arenĀ“t i like to think iĀ“m the master of the drive and spit youĀ“ve got a pretty good hypodermic needle trick when weĀ“re combined at exchange time we nevermind the gifts we purchase for each other cost black eyes make it go away i donĀ“t want it to stay put you on display and make you say those things they want you to in the screenplay the cuts have been made the producers afraid heĀ“s going the wrong way down the one way and youĀ“ve nailed the part that you know you arenĀ“t arenĀ“t thereĀ“s a photogragh of us taken sitting down someplace and it might have been a good photo if it wasnĀ“t for your face make it go away i donĀ“t want it to stay put you on display and make you say those things they want you to in the screenplay the cuts have been made the producers afraid heĀ“s going the wrong way make it go away i donĀ“t want it to stay put you on display and make you say those things they want you to in the screenplay the cuts have been made the producers afraid heĀ“s going the wrong way down the one way and youĀ“ve nailed the part that you know you arenĀ“t
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i wear the gold of the man iĀ“ve just jacked my dress wearĀ“s discount mall my gangster nikes black my nana says iĀ“m going to give her a heart attack i reply get to the store and hook up those delicious little debbie snacks iĀ“m a master mac perpetrator buster of caps iĀ“m a late 80Ā“s gangster hustler of craps and i love to take me a nap what size shoe you wear they mine, they mine, they mine what size shoe you wear fuck off it donĀ“t matter they mine my nana says iĀ“m going to give her a heart attack i reply get to the store and hook up those delicious little debbie snacks i put a hole in the korean working grave at the a.m. p.m. screamin i canĀ“t open the safe. what size shoe you wear they mine, they mine, they mine what size shoe you wear fuck off it donĀ“t matter they mine i put a hole in the korean working grave at the a.m. p.m. screamin iĀ“ve got a wife girl and boy i popped his ass and took the coin
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del taco 00:50
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thank you, angelina jolie for making me want to watch so much t.v. i know youĀ“re built like laura croft but iĀ“m not i bought a membership to cox cable should of been doing push ups with carrot top not pushing pause to that scene where your top was off god damn and bless you miss a.j. olie thank you angelina jolie for practicing polyamory i know your husband is brad pitt and he is hot but perhaps i have a shot so come back to the lab with me the android and angelina need to get busy making babies thank you milla jovovich for making life interesting for my penis
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you smell the alcohol run through my pores as you open the bedroom doors into the darkest room of your house itĀ“s 12 p.m. what was i doing last night i wonĀ“t remember when i get up at 5 youĀ“ve watched the movies that we rented by yourself and shut the door to let me sleep you were always good about that and talking on your cellular phone make lunch for your kids take them to dance and to karate class and talk on your cellular phone do you really want a drunk who still dreams of his past and thinks about her every time he reads a book turning those pieces of paper is getting harder pressing that button on control impossible doing anything else destructible so there you are on the screen iĀ“m a date at a movie young guns 2 i hear your voice on 98.5 my book of poetry i canĀ“t find iĀ“m still drunk and youĀ“re still paying fucking flapping on your cellular phone donĀ“t get mad at joey he was never good about that listening to music in your car is getting harder smoking cigarettes makes your voice stronger bend over for a drum kit with an accent iĀ“m watching movies at home by myself
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walkman on 02:07
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do not 00:32
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gothic cafe 01:55
this is the happiest day of my gothic life i just nailed a job at the cafe gothic girls all around me iĀ“ll drink free mocha slushies iĀ“ll serve cold eye openers to the old and new once hippies now theyĀ“re the gothic crew everyone has tattoos everyone has ugly shoes at the gothic the gothic cafe that punk rock girl who sings for that band quit yesterday now iĀ“m gothically employed and here to stay at the gothic cafe my girlfriend dumped me she thinks it lame i play magics customizable card game sir magnus locke takes out boris develboon with his surprisingly accurate heavy x-bow of ruin at the gothic the gothic cafe that punk rock girl who sings for that band quit yesterday now iĀ“m gothically employed and here to stay at the gothic cafe
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i have a magic trick i will perform a large regard of wrong to plague first born i say the magic words and wave my magnum 44 donĀ“t make a move forevermore your eyes will bruise and its just me and you in the queue oh dear your way of life has disappeared i have a magic trick i will showcase a large regard of wrong done in straight face i say the magic words and hide your screams with thumping base donĀ“t make a move you look so pale through the rouge and its just me and you in the news oh dear your way of life has disappeared iĀ“m not merely a grave man a loony fruitcake or nutcase more victim of pretentious displays youĀ“re looking quite torn in half about what should read on epitaph i convey christian rock made you laugh. pray more ore around my heart another daily one more day life they drink and fight i jack and write let tales be told of my windswept soul iĀ“ve done nothing havenĀ“t fought for anything i donĀ“t believe in what i do i am a fake i havenĀ“t loved or hated havenĀ“t fought or cried for anyone nothing was done by me and no one else but me now iĀ“m on the run slapdashed in new orleans the ceremonious china cracked some tires went flat i ate some guy who tried to save you. now iĀ“m walking zig zagged and iĀ“m talking to myself and cars are honking with people in them laughing my misfortune makes them happy its just a few more miles to el paso iĀ“ll change my name to arnoldo open teahouse in juarez mexico donĀ“t make a move donĀ“t make a move donĀ“t make a move donĀ“t make a move itĀ“s a sticky tea-infused rice azuki sweet and braised mushroom no way you say no sĆ© jose oh dear your way of life has disappeared
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didnĀ“t know whether or not i should put the car in reverse didnĀ“t know whether or not i should put the car in first reverse or first to the step out of the car didnĀ“t have to drive very far to arrive at this odd spot initialized operations drive and now iĀ“m having trouble trying to finalize the operation easy to put gas in start steer and shift now iĀ“m stiff at the finish of this operation the operation which is drive
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the replaced 03:09
the pillar that holds the shade used to be straight now itĀ“s twisting like the screen writers dream page iĀ“m content and unaware under the structure it wonĀ“t fall today it will hold itĀ“s base it will be replaced iĀ“m throwing steak knives at some plywood covered in aerosol struck so many times you couldnĀ“t make out the old mural i hear b.b. guns shoot at birds the mexicans like to shoot at them they will be replaced i hear her breathe on the phone i hear her moan on the telephone but from here sheĀ“s upside down we canĀ“t visit just call long distance we will be replaced weĀ“ve murdered loved ones with arms bought to protect and bars to discourage thieves just entrap the latchkey kids the parakeet the precious passed down antique the dirty books our mothers read the punched in doors the semen sheets the rookie cards the forman grill the storage room where boxes fill the memories that we still need where JHB just took your queen where everything is just freezing where everything just wants to leave and be replaced
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art 00:15
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i donĀ“t want to tuck in but in this town everyone must look the same donĀ“t judge the donna street crip gang when youĀ“re made up like nazis at a hitler parade when you look up read the sign that says itĀ“s friendly where youĀ“re at a load of shit to fill a tourist trap and itĀ“s where everybody got kidnapped they come round for their conventions and they come round to get fucked weĀ“re one night stands weĀ“re yes we cans weĀ“re dump trucks and in this situation whatĀ“s the remedy a violent gathering you always get more than half christian rock makes me laugh does that make me bad well five eighths is in your bag

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released April 27, 2016

the prettiest is joseph brailsford and paul sinnott
all songs written by joseph brailsford and paul sinnott

joseph brailsford: vocals, piano
paul sinnott: drums, synth, percussion, bass, backing vocals

The players:
Joseph Brailsford
Paul Sinnott
Frank Salvo
Julian Matas
Thomas Chrastka
John Barrow
Arles Estes
Rik Wade less

album art by t.g. miller

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The Prettiest Las Vegas, Nevada

Once upon a time there was a boy on his bike he learned a new word and the word was psych, psych means to fake something people think you were going to do but you know you really wouldnā€™t do it.

The players:
Joseph Brailsford
Paul Sinnott
Frank Salvo
Julian Matas
Thomas Chrastka
John Barrow
Arles Estes
Rik Wade
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